I should get out of bed, but the covers are too heavy.
I should take a shower, but I can’t get out of bed because the covers are too heavy.
I should get over my fear of leaving the house, but I smell because I haven’t showered yet.
I should go out there and buy some food, but if I go outside, people will laugh and hold their noses because I smell.
I should eat, but I have no food, because I can’t go outside, because I smell, and the covers are just too goddamn heavy.
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Coulda, shoulda, woulda. Â I should stop writing self-indulgent posts for the daily prompt.
“Mousy” – I like that too. 🙂
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Simple humor. Mousy. I like it.
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Well said in a few short words!
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How do I say thank you in dog-speak? (I know you are fluent in English, but it is nice to be polite)
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I do best with hugs. That’s the best human affection I’ve experienced thusfar. 🙂
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HA HA! That wa me this morning!
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😉
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Those pesky heavy covers, always thwarting our plans for the day. Especially on cold mornings when the somehow know to be extra heavy. Grumble, grumble…. 😀
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I know! So much easier to stay in bed!
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Hey this is great! Funny too!
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Thanks!
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Oh man. It’s gross and rainy outside here today so I know EXACTLY how heavy the covers can feel sometimes, haha.
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🙂
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Haha! Love the way you built each line from the previous! This is great! Simple and sweet 🙂
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Thanks! 😉
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