I Should

I should get out of bed, but the covers are too heavy.

I should take a shower, but I can’t get out of bed because the covers are too heavy.

I should get over my fear of leaving the house, but I smell because I haven’t showered yet.

I should go out there and buy some food, but if I go outside, people will laugh and hold their noses because I smell.

I should eat, but I have no food, because I can’t go outside, because I smell, and the covers are just too goddamn heavy.

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Coulda, shoulda, woulda.  I should stop writing self-indulgent posts for the daily prompt.

15 thoughts on “I Should

  1. Those pesky heavy covers, always thwarting our plans for the day. Especially on cold mornings when the somehow know to be extra heavy. Grumble, grumble…. 😀

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