Watch out, world, I am in a mood today.
There is a mischievous wild-child crouched in my brain today, concocting schemes of madness and mayhem to inflict on the unaware.
Nothing good or productive will flow from my fingers today. I will write no happy endings. I will type no words of encouragement to fellow wannabes. I will click no likes or follows.
Today I scorn the tears of tree-hugging environmentalists and applaud my friend’s purchase of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Today I laugh at the losers who spent thousands on lottery tickets and predict a lifetime of misery for the winners of millions.
Today I sneer at idiots in the public eye who can’t keep their fists to themselves and join the crowds of strangers who scream with one voice, “you suck!”
Today I believe the apocalypse is near, if only to squash the careful plans made by the hopeful.
Watch out, world, here I go…
…back to bed. This mood is exhausting.
Mind of a Mouse 
Damnit. I thought you were ready for the Panda Army, now I hear your venom is gone.
*let down face*!
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So sorry to disappoint. But don’t worry… I can guarantee the venom will return. I’ll be sure to let you know when it does. *evil grin*
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The blog world awaits your return from your bed and your mood – though a bit of venom is good now and then – gives us all a kick in the pants – who hasn’t been there – right?
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And in writing something like this, then hearing from a sympathetic voice, the venom is leached and I can move on with my day. 🙂
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